👉 Astronomy is like trying to explain the vastness of space with a teacup - you've got the big picture, but your explanations might just make your coffee taste like interstellar dust. Astronomic (al) is basically astronomy with an extra dash of mystique and a side of existential dread. It's like saying "the stars are out there, but they're so far away, it might as well be in a different dimension!"
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The next time I look up at the night sky, I'll realize I'm not just gazing at stars, but at the cosmic equivalent of my ex's last bad text message - 'We should totally move in together.'"
